Updated: January 2017


eXpressions.. 3

phrases / slang / madeUP.. 3

eMoticons. 19

Real (words). 21

Quotes.. 25

wisdom... 25

Success. 40

humour.. 48

Silly.. 48

Puns. 57

Tech.. 58

Business. 59

Interactive. 60

KooL.. 60

Business. 66

Taunts & Insults. 66

dirTy.. 68

goThik.. 69

flirTs. 70

CuTe.. 70

loVe.. 71

bull. 71








































  Following is a compilation of Quotes & eXpressions that I like.




phrases / slang / madeUP


By the By

Hey what the hey

Sure so hope so

danka wanka

hellow fellow

a dire desire

samaritan smartass





Bloody Baraga

be3 be3

woot woot


Little squirt

Laté Ladee

Damn yee ladee!


Holy Shiatsy!

Incredible Credibility



Sooo Kooo!

No shit sherlok







Quite quiet

C-Mail (Cell Mail) -Mow Row

Y-Mail (YahooMail) -Mow Row

Regot (got back) -Mow Row

WeeheeH! -Mow Row

Chub lak Chalb (Iraqy: shutup you dog)

Vile Devil -Mow Row

Thou shall shattup! -Mow Row

Doomsday Device

Kompletely Kills me -Mow Row




Unconquerable creativity -Mow Row

DaaWooD -Mow Row

Femme Fatal

KeWeL -Mow Row

Hotty and a half

Hot hotty -Mow Row

Sweety smoochy coochy moochy -Mow Row

Honey Bunny Fuddy Duddy Buddy ~Mow Row (-Sting)

hun bun –Mow Row

dun bun -Mow Row

High like a nigga pie ~SaM

Dangerously high slow level -Mow Row

I laaaike


Cut-edge teknology

mon (Jamaican: man) ~SaM

jalahhlahh ~Jacob Sukkar

Capeesh Cappacino? ~Yamin




Mashy ba6a6a

Mashy mashed ba6a6a

Take a rage dump man ~Futurama

Take a chill pill Will ~-Me (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Whatever floats your boat ~Futurama

Mano O Mano

Big time stuff

Triky Dicky




Murky mist


Slow that brain train down






What the hekup -Mow Row

Nonchalant ~Futurama

For shame ~Simpsons

ThanX a bunch bitch! -Mow Row

Fun-damn-mental -Mow Row

Daaayum! ~RaymaR

yow! -Mow Row


Dank you! -Mow Row

Zank you! -Mow Row

Sea ya! ~Hemlock

Hol Hed -Mow Row

Dayyang -Mow Row

Rig ~Hemlock

The Lag Monster

When hell starts to freeze

When cows start to fly


Ulterior motive


Selfish self -Mow Row

Pooper scooper


Stop, reset ~Devil’s Advocate

Yoz Loz ~Mow Row

Bunghole –Beavis & Butthead

Diaria ~Mow Row

a I c -Mow Row
GiG ~Hemlock

Gr8topia -Mow Row

Sheeshin shite -Mow Row



With Malice a forethought ~Devil’s Advocate

Take a big whiff ~Devil’s Advocate

All-natural opiate ~Devil’s Advocate

Private cosmic gag reel ~Devil’s Advocate

On tap ~Devil’s Advocate

Dojo ~Hemlock

Street gang wang bang bull -Mow Row

Strikes a chord

An enigma of a mystery ~Stephie

Dango -Mow Row

Ditch to hell

Instrument of sentiment

Weeee for meeee! -Mow Row


YippYaaYeY !

Wind breaker





Yanked the piss out of me



Shag off


eXtremely eXcellent


Jerkin the gherkin


ASS (Always Stay Sweet)


Pink Punk

Thank thee


Hey every bun!

It’s the beeest!


Me goz ala joz

Halloz billoz

Soul patch





DanX -Mow Row

Ryton -Mow Row

YaHa -Mow Row


Ass Attack -Mow Row




Yeeeep -Mow Row

Nooop -Mow Row

Well well well welcome! -Mow Row

Moo mood -Mow Row

Neet indeed! -Mow Row

White nigga -Mow Row

Bloody sweet! -Mow Row

No pro bro ~Babylon




Yowhow! -Mow Row

WoW YoW! -Mow Row

oYe! -Mow Row

Lazy azz -Mow Row

aHaHa -Mow Row

oYa! -Mow Row

Stab of sadness -Mow Row

Hang on to your pantyhose -Mow Row

uHuH -Mow Row

OyeZ -Mow Row



HeeH HeeeH HeeeeeH -Mow Row

heHeh -Mow Row

HeEeH -Mow Row

HaAaH -Mow Row




eXaKtually -Mow Row

CongoratoZ -Mow Row

Tek Ker -Mow Row

Tiff -Mow Row

1001 –Mow Row

lOl -Mow Row

laban ma3eez (Labanese) ‘laban ma’essz’

filsen 6eez (Filisteeny) ‘filsenteezee’

Whee! ~Doll

Luser ~Jamie


Kool koinkidenkeh eh!


Sea ya hallalooja! -Mow Row

Okee Dokee DooDee! –Mow Row

oKee thanK yee! –Mow Row [RHYME]

SpanKadeliK! -Mow Row

WeeHee! -Mow Row

DumDuk -Mow Row

KwaKwaK (Quack Quack ==> Wack Wack) -Mow Row

Okay Ojay

Kay Jay -Mow Row

Yar! -Mow Row

Rah! ~Pitwood

GROWR! ~Mow Row

rawr! ~Doll

WeeeheeeeH -Mow Row

loOl -Mow Row

lollol -Mow Row

loOol –Mow Row

Off and away! ~Bra

Okee dokee artichoki ~Doll


Worky dorky -Mow Row

WaKoW -Mow Row

WeerdoW -Mow Row

Insensitively sensitive -Mow Row

YeeperooZeeZ -Mow Row

Smell ya later

Hillakillarious -Mow Row



Pinch of Patience -Mow Row

Meeza ~aBe

Muchos ~aBe

Oopth ~AmmaR

Oobus -Mow Row

In a while crocodile

Sleep tight tonight aight! -Mow Row

I eYe -Mow Row

9"achoo9"chy (Iraqy)

Sea ya fella -Mow Row


As well as all -Mow Row

Bahi Bahi -Mow Row

Take it ez sleezy ~” Will and Grace “

Dandy idea

SeeYee -Mow Row

JeeZee ~Manda

HeeeeheeeeHily -Mow Row

BrrrrrrrrrB –Mow Row

Yippity do da dey ~Doll

Unboring ~Ikea

Blasted machinery ~Galahad

Bugger me

Sp Lit ~Doll [context: band name]

Versa Vica ~The Moe and Darin show

Heyow –Mow Row

Yowz –Mow Row

Gawza !

Mother Boarder !

Moolah ~AmmaR

lolOlol -Mow Row

loHol -Mow Row

waTeVvVeR ! –Mow Row

line of linx –Mow Row [context: online]

w0aH –Mow Row (assistance by Glen)

WaWzA ~Mow Row

Just eating nutz (nuttin) –Mow Row

I do fo sho’ ~Gabby

Is that not right.. not? –Mow Row

Who would a thunk it? ~CNET Radio

Wuzza!? ~Shorrty

Don’t reserve judgement ~Doug

Humble Abode ~aBe

Later masterbater ~Carrie

Sinister stranger –Mow Row

Myar –Mow Row

Konfuzzled ~LuKe

eVil sourcer –Mow Row

Backness ~LuKe

Road-kill ~SNL

Bed-wetter ~SNL

Youngun ~Alley

Yappaneezy –Mow Row

Jag ~SNL

Bastardly Sea Turtle ~Doll

Beating to it ~Heero [context: sexual]

nutter ~Enid007

yaHar -Mow Row

YaHarHar –Mow Row

Stop, reset ~Devil’s Advocate

HaVuN -Mow Row

GinMill ~Undergrads

Crack monkey ~CarrIe

n8 n8 8] –Mow Row


Put a cap in yo ass! ~Daren & Mo

FishFace ~MeReL

ill will ~Undergrads

Candy-ass ~TheRock

Flop ~Quads

MoooooHaaaHaaaHaaaa ! –Mow Row

diry love-rats –Mow Row

pity party

temper tantrum

reeleeeeleeeeleeee ! –Mow Row

really reall REALLY ! ~Chad Tacket [company: GHF]

Hella Hot ! ~LuKe

marmalade whore ! ~Karissa

Uselessly helpful –Mow Row

BaaHaaaHaaaa! –Mow Row

No-liVez –Mow Row

mon dieu

vader hater ~Hoag

yumzlez ~Sazzle

screw screwin ~Mow Row (Pitwood)

dang bang -Mow Row

Ghetto fab lamer ~Wiggy

My better half ~Day

smoochie woochie –Mow Row

Crotch Rot ~MAD TV

Hellalame ~Wiggy

ettention –Mow Row

Suck My Goat ~EC trivia

Horeeebleh! –Mow Row

Gablar! –Mow Row

lol yow –Mow Row

I’m done and gone –Mow Row

DoNeD –Mow Row

Shag ya later ~JaNa

BreKin Da Fast -Mow Row

Bloody Blah –Mow Row

Sweet-one –Mow Row

Okight –Mow Row

Compooper ~Heero [computer]

Poop-Talk –Mow Row

pizaz ~CTV

WeeHeeH ! –Mow Row

murrar! ~Savagerage

yarar ! ~Mow Row

Dablarg! -Mow Row

Blargar –Mow Row

eXcuZaY? –Mow Row

tit-head ~peevish.com

Are you hamorrages flaring up again? ~Yam

Whiz-Whoabulous ~SNL

Oompa loompa doopity screwed ~SNL

long green ~SNL

wack of flavor

kraptastik –Mow Row

mooheeeheeee –Mow Row

infernal spawn of satan ~Savagerage

shittles ~Savagerage

muff-magnet ~MADtv

overthink ~MalcomInTheMiddle

Chill a lil !

Jeez weez !

wordem up ~MADtv

stomp on insubordination ~MADtv

fruitcake ~wiggy [eccentric]

putz ~Undergrads

civilized animalz –Mow Row

His door swings both ways if you know what I mean ~TheBOC

Jigga what?! ~Mario

yeh and hey ! –Mow Row

aye guy –Mow Row

miss me ~Jewlz [context: came right back]

Well hell ~Jack

Indeedee ~Mow Row

Negative Nancy


whipped up a whirlwind

the soldier starts to salute ~Brat Pitt [context: sexual]

Off to batter my books! ~Mow Row [synonym: hit my books]

Camel down –Me [calm down]

oh-inspiring ~Me [type: corny]

wah kool ! ~SouthPark(Cartman)

Bugger ~xithor

onLan –Mow Row

Sea of flame ~Josephus

Ocean of blood ~Josephus

Terrorist horde ~Josephus

L9er ~Pveq

sKew yew –Mow Row

*burps out a melody* -Mow Row

wee little laddy ~LeisureSweetLarry7

GLAR! –Mow Row

Unemployee –Mow Row

Horreebleh –Mow Row

ze zero –Mow Row

cutestreme (extremely cute) -Kaly Jackson

noob (newbie)

pissy pants (coward)~Jewlz

oweee (ouch)~Kaly Jackson

sKew yew (screw you) –Mow Row

Onwards & Upwards ~Sienfeld

Huggle (Hug + Snuggle/Cuddle)

Fatigue streak –Mow Row

dodo ~Mow Row
*hugglez bakklez* ~Mow Row

dirty cock mongrel ~Savagerage

hella hard ~Mow Row

zipit ziplock –Mow Row

weeeh haaah ! ~Mow Row (-SatanicScrorpion)

haul off –Savagerage

If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen ~Bra

twerp ~That 70’s Show

Bya! –Mow Row

dilly (extraordinary) ~Mow Row

duly noted (appropriately noted) ~SNL


evil incarnate ~Quads

what you say… lunch? ~SNL (Christopher Walkins)


l8r vader –Mow Row

VaTeVaR! –Mow Row

righteous! [context: celebratory] ~Lexx

my pants got tired [context: sexual] ~SNL

wat dat dealio! [type: ebonic] ~SNL

biznitch [bitch] ~SNL

I’m gonna ice you mothers! ~SNL

I feel you [usage: deceptive] ~SNL

booty (butt/vagina/sex) ~SNL

bling (jewlery] [UK slang] ~SNL

nipplehead (idiot) ~Blade2

acid [concept: praise] ~Chrisant

waaaaasobe! ~Sobe

litereally –Mow Row

OK padre –Mow Row

Righto commando –Mow Row

Veeee! (Weee) [German accent] –Mow Row

dilly ~Mow Row

BagaHo ~Mow Row(SNL)

Oh snap! ~SNL

jibber-jabber (gibbrish) ~SNL

egad! [interjection] ~SNL

laurph my arse orf !

bites ass ~WildFire

balargo -Mow Row

have a great nightish thinger ~Chrisant

sneezle: i-net version sneeze ~Chrisant

what’s crapennin? ~Joe Dirt

confoozled doodle –Mow Row

hizzee: house ~MAD TV

kook: eccentric person ~MADTV

tomfoolery: nonsense ~Pitty

My virgin eyes! [shock] ~Techlive (TechTV)

file your floppy [dirty] –Mow Row

HellaHillarious [very hillarious] ~Mow Row

sweetee tweetee [flirt] –Mow Row

tyt (Take Your Time) ~Yam

Mow Rowrar! –Mow Row

Myaar! –Mow Row

Groove Thang


Narg! [interjection] (Arg + No) –Mow Row

dipstick (foolish / despicable)

zablargo [interjection] (Blarg: German + Italian) –Mow Row

nitey nito –Mow Row

leeching off my estate (exhausing my possessions) ~Pitty

‘tude (attitude) ~SNL

onesome (masterbation) ~StarTV

butt of jokes (object of ridicule) ~HU1850

86 (discard) ~Steven King

flipped him the bird (showed him the finger) ~Steven King

no one’s the wiser (nobody else knows) ~3rd Rock From the Sun

what’s poppin? ~Charlo

hazza! [excitement] ~UnderGrads

stop the bushit (stop the Bush shit) ~Wais

eye for an eye (revenge) ~Gandhi

byezerz (bye) ~Kaly Jackson

my little head thinks for the big one ~SNL

fellatio (oral arousal of the penis) ~Dictionary.com

negotiation not annihilation ~Wais

chow line (line waiting for food) ~CTV

balazargo! (insane+Italian reversion of balargo) –Mow Row

wigga (white American-African) ~LuKe

ritz (elegant display) ~Taco

take a whiz (urinate) ~Daft Planet

hands-down (without much effort) ~Extended Play

what the crap! [shock] ~Extended Play

beyond the bounds

jizz (sperm) [UK slang] ~porn ad

poklesting (molesting by poking) -Kaly Jackson

gas-guzzling (greedily gas-consuming) ~Kaly Jackson

get a chubby (penile arousal) ~MADtv

lo [surprise] ~Bible

hah-hah, hah-hah [corny laughter] -Mow Row

mi casa es tu casa [Spanish] (my house is your house) ~Dice

I’m so hungry I could eat my feet! ~Chrisant

Mmmmmmmmoooove (cow-format) -Mow Row

boo-yaa (incredibly cool / in your face) ~Nana

woopdidoo! ~CallForHelp (Cat)

need a favor por favor ~Abe

farkin ~CarrIe

dire straits ~desperate distress

desperate distress -Mow Row

niglets (niggers) ~Luke

wanksta (wanking gangster) ~Luke

huzzawha!? (what?) ~Chrisant

Good riddance ~Captus Inc.

This sux gravel ~Kel

Klutz ~ Shish

Dolt ~ Dic.com

I’m calling the bullshit! ~Final Destination

Quit juggling your balls (stop fooling around / stop wanking) –Mow Row

I weally am bwilliant! –Rev

on a limb (in a difficult situation) ~AntiTrust

off da hizzee (cool) ~BikeyBoys

hear yee (listen) ~BikerBoys

reckon (think) ~radio

push in the bush (have sex) ~Adaptation

helleh (hello) ~Mow Row (ShiSh)

halawa! (hello) -Mow Row

three-ring circus (chaotic environment) ~Conrad

swelleeh! (swell + weeh) -Mow Row

savvy? (understood?) ~Pirates of the Carribean

wears his heart on his sleeve (shows his feelings) ~Match.com

blarkh (blarg) -Mow Row

shit-a-vershata (vice versa) -Mow Row

3give (less than 4give) -Mow Row

head-on headache (big headache) ~AtomFilms.com

lip service (agreement without action) ~Gary Dessler

wisenheimer (disrespectful / rude person) ~Mr. Deeds

way weeh! -Mow Row

way waah! -Mow Row

giggle gig -Camilla Erikson

On the contrary, the contrary –Mow Row

I kid you not ~ American Pie

claim to fame ~Stephie

suffice it to say, will blow you away  ~Tom Ham

cock-jogling thunder cunt! ~Blade 3

horse humping BITCH! ~Blade 3

Take light yaar ~Indian person

bigbadabangbaraboob, bigbadabingbadaboom! ~Mow Row (God Father)





^O-o^ -Mow Row

^o-O^ -Mow Row


^o_O^  -Mow Row

^O_o^ -Mow Row


/O-O\ -Mow Row

\O-O/ -Mow Row

\O-o/ -Mow Row

\o-O/ -Mow Row


:< -Mow Row

d:> -Mow Row

q:> -Mow Row

d:< -Mow Row

q:< -Mow Row


q8> -Mow Row

d8> -Mow Row

q8< -Mow Row

d8< -Mow Row

8< -Mow Row

8> -Mow Row


<8> -Mow Row

q8p -Mow Row


qB]  -Mow Row


8} ~Bratess


8] -Mow Row

d8]  -Mow Row

d8}  -Mow Row


d:]>  -Mow Row

q8]> -Mow Row


8[=] –Mow Row


<8] –Mow Row

-8] -Mow Row


8\ ~Mow Row

8/ ~Mow Row

\8 ~Mow Row (~Jewlz)

/8 ~Mow Row (~Jewlz)


^O-.^ ~Mow Row



^.^    -Kaly Jackson

^.~   ~Kaly Jackson

~.^   ~Kaly Jackson






Real (words)


Plump ~Doll

Interjection ~SNL







Jovial ~X-Men Trilogy

Backlog ~Hemlock

Jig ~Hemlock


Chum ~The Tick

Sadist ~The Devil’s Advocate

Dastardly ~The Late Night show

amiss ~Cory


Mooch ~Friends



Spry ~HomeImprovement

Abode ~aBe

eXorcise ~KungFu








Braggart ~Xithor



Ire ~Bible



Venous ~GHF

Spiff ~Hoag

nudzh ~dictionary.com

Spectre ~Hoag

Cadre ~Hoag

Lavender ~JaNa

ukulele ~Fidy


criminalistics ~Law & Order

fuddy-duddy ~Sting

mutilate ~Savagerage

decapitate ~MADtv

tootsie ~Dictionary.com


per se

jar (to shock) ~bra

woe me / woe iz me ~bra

extricate ~Len Karakowsky

frugal ~Len Karakowsky

legion ~Josephus

centurion ~Josephus

inexorable ~Josephus

apex ~Len Karakowsky (AS1000)

oblivious (absentminded) ~xithor

deranged ~dic.com

buzzword (trendy word) ~Len Karakowsky

agile ~AmmaR


simpleton ~Pitwood

avatar ~MeReL

inexcusable ~TR4310


scrimp ~SNL

vegan (strict vegetarian)  ~MenuPalace.com

abysmal (deep) ~Len Karakowsky

chimera (distorted fancy) ~Dictionary.com

patronage (support)

pandemonium (state of disorder) ~Michael Jackson

exodus (departure) ~Bible

morale (spirit) ~Mow Row

stellar (outstanding) ~X-Play

cringe (draw back) ~X-Play

voyeuristic (character of obsessiveness with observing sexual-acts) ~sup4rman99 (LJ)

callous (unfeeling) ~Carpool

obliterate (wipe out) ~X-Play

hades (hell) ~Bible

condone (disregard offence) ~CloneHigh

abrasive (harsh) ~TR4310

hex (curse) ~Russian Roulette

brigade (military unit / group for specific purpose) ~CTV

hobnob (familiar social intercourse) ~Askmen.com

curvaceous (curvy) ~Askmen.com

ignoramus (ignorant person) ~SNL

synergy (joined force) ~IdeaCity

tenacity (persistent determination) ~Driven

virile (having masculine characterisitcs) ~Sex Shop

perky (cheerful) ~Late Night With Jay Leno

patronage (aid) ~some billing company

a8l8a -Mow Row

yellow jellow -Mow Row

you're sailing for a wailing ~Baby Blues

tizzered (tired & sleepy) ~Kaly Jackson

Time to get some Zeez ~Mow Row

guffaw (hearty laughter) ~Rain

dire (desperate)

dreadful (distasteful)

trollop (woman prostitute) ~Satyr

gravel (confuse) ~Kel

tantalize (tease)

rift (break) ~Final Destination

Debacle (total failure) ~American Pie 2

Milieu (environment) ~SCI201: Current Issues in Biology

Floccinaucinihilipilification (judging something to be worthless) ~Beebe & Beebe

Maroon (abandon) ~Pirates of the Carribean

faux pas (socially awkward act)

masochism (sexual satisfaction through receiving pain)

sadism (pleasure from hurting others)

pedagogue (teacher who pays great attention to formal rules)

shant (shall not) ~Mikhail

knavery (act of dishonesty) ~wutsamada.com



zing (attack verbally) ~You Got Mail

forlorn (appearing sad especially beause abandoned) ~You've Got Mail

meandering (following a turning course) ~Discover Dubai









~ : the author is not or it is unknown if is the creator of the quote

- : the author is surely or is reportedly the creator of the quote



"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."


"Every area of trouble gives out a ray of hope, and the one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable!"

-J F Kennedy


"It's not what you drive, it's what drives you"



"The specifics of academic courses don't matter as much as learning to think and to analyze"

-Bill Gates                                                                                                                                  


“Thrive through thyself”

-Mow Row


"Success starts with the avoidance of complete failure"

-Mow Row


"To be alive is to survive. To thrive is to truly be alive"

-Mow Row


"You need to stay home more often"

-Mow Row


"There's plenty of fish to catch, you just have to wait and patiently for the right one"

~Mow Row


"Swallow thy pride"


"Perspective is everything"


"Age is but a state O mind"


"To be weird is to glow in the midst of the mold of darkness"

-Mow Row


"Choose to change"

-Mow Row


"I don't do dates"

-Mow Row


"Help them help you"

-Hussain (bloodless brother)


"My primary priority in life is to maintain myself and my secondary is to serve and satisfy my magnanimous Maker and Creator"

-Mow Row


"To harm your health is to oppose God given that health is a critical key to your mission as his agent of humanity"

-Mow Row


"I am a missionary slave of God, God is my cause and his words my guidlines"

-Mow Row


"To worship is to seek guidance and strength to help continue the permanent pledge of golden Godly alliance"

-Mow Row


"God is my agent in heaven and I am His agent on Earth"

-Mow Row


"Reaction is everything"

-Mow Row


"Don't sweat the small stuff .. and it's all small stuff anyway"


"Don't dwell within"

-Mow Row


"People are very much alike in their differences"

-Mow Row


"Business isn't about sentiment, it's about principal"

-Mow Row


"Life is your own creation and manifestation so you’d better make it a good one or suffer being your very own tortured victim."

 -Mow Row


"Life is your own creation and manifestation so you’d better make it a good one or suffer in your own twisted creation."

 -Mow Row


"Life is full of mathematiX, if you don’t like it then you don’t like life itself."

 -Mow Row.


”What you see is what you believe”

 –Mow Row.


”Live long and prosper for yee may someday conquer”

 –Mow Row


“The web... is a trap, but a warm one at that”

-Mow Row


“Wide is the gate and broad is the way that leadeth to temptation”

-Devil’s Advocate


“Better serve in heaven than reign in hell.”

~Mow Row


“My love for myself surmounts the love of another being … until the time is right and the light is bright when I am fully ready and in service of society”

-Mow Row


“Never say never.”


“Use it, don’t abuse it”


“I need binoculars, not a shattered pair of glasses!”

-Mow Row


“Is this your concious mind awake or is this your unconcious mind dreaming?”



-“One man’s spam is another’s gold mine”

-CNET Radio


“A game is the application of the perfect, peaceful and painless war”

-Mow Row


“I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.”

-Andy Rooney


“I've learned.... That the Lord didn't do it  all in one day. What makes me think I can?”

-Andy Rooney


“I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.”

–Andy Rooney


“I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may  have to eat them.”

–Andy Rooney


“I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.”

 –Andy Rooney


“I've learned ... That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is  requested and when it is a life threatening situation.”

 –Andy Rooney


“Hope is the spiritual drive that keeps us alive”

-Mow Row


“He who breaths does not smoke”

-Mow Row


“Mathematics, always seems to be in the way, but it IS the way!”

-Mow Row


“Health brings about time, but will time bring about health? Only time can tell”

-Mow Row


“With great power, comes great responsibility”

- Marvel Comics (SpiderMan)


“Having no reason to be happy is the best way to be so”

-Mow Row


"The quicker the simpler"

-Mow Row


"Look at life through the windshield, not the rear view mirror"

-David Chalk


“It’s nice to be important but it’s more important to be nice” ~Cassie


“You must believe in it to summon it”

-Mow Row


“GinMills cause addiction and triple the chances of death”

-Mow Row


“Accept it, face it, nay, embrace it”

-Mow Row


“Life is existence, and existence is health”

-Mow Row


“High heels don’t heal”

-Mow Row


“Settle with the middle”

-Mow Row


“Be happy, for without happiness you have no health, and without health you have no life”

-Mow Row


“It’s our differences which make us all so interesting”

 –Mow Row


“Serve ur feelings, but don’t be slave to them”

-Mow Row


“It aint the years, it’s the mileage”

~Ed the Sock


“A truly smart bomb would refuse to explode”

-Kaly Jackson


“nothing means something”

-Mow Row


“First thing’s first… and apparently last!”

-Mow Row


“You make mistakes to stop making them”

-Mow Row


“The only way to have a friend is to be one”

-Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors”

-African Proverb


“health is wealth”

~Highly Alternative (channel One: MindBodySpirit)


“to be mean, or not to be mean, what is the meaning?”

-Mow Row


“The fleeting sensation of inner well-being which can cause us to think we are happy is the real thing”

–Denise Bombardier (En Route)


“Want to be happy? Take my advice, forget happiness”

–Denise Bombardier (En Route)


“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”



“Looking stupid is better that being stupid”

-Mow Row


“Anarchism is found on the observation that since few are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others”

-Edward Abbey


“War doesn’t support who’s right, it supports who’s left”

~Kaly Jackson


“Smart bombs don’t justify dumb leaders”

~Ahmed Wais


“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”



“hearts have no brains”

-Mow Row


“The truest test of civilization, culture, and dignity is character, not clothing”

-Gandhi (~Wais)


"DØ n؆ §ê††lê fØr §ØmêØnê yØu cån lïvê wï†h, waï† fØr §ØmêØnê yØu cånn؆ lïvê wï†hØu†"



“The game of life is hard to play, but I’m going to win it someday, the winning card will someday lay!”

~Mow Row


“I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can bororow”

–Woodrow Wilson


"Cherish today because it's a gift, that's why it is called present"



"Competence requires not competition, but cooperation"

-Mow Row


“If it does you any good, and it’s only temporary, then it probably does you bad”

–Mow Row


“If the only thing for people to be together is looking outside, than having a brain of a bird is the only common thing inside”

-Mow Row


“Behind every good smell is a likely fart”

-Mow Row


“Sex is a pest; it can never last on its own but needs love to feed on”

-Mow Row


“For this cause I too am prepared to die; there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill”



“"You should not bite the hand that feeds you. But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself!"



“Humour… is the one of greatest weapons of defense”

-Mow Row


"A hard beginning makes a good ending"



 "The world is one interconnected grapevine with plenty of grapes, about 6 billion of just one kind of that."



"You don't have to die to get to a better place, just move out"

~MoWrOw (~Yamin Atrash)


"Money can buy a bed but not sleep, it can buy a house but not a home, it can buy temporary happiness but not joy"

~Rads Sy (VictoryBiz.org)


"You just can't beat the person who won't give up."

-Babe Ruth


"Obstacles are those ugly things you see when you take your eyes off your prize"

~Mow Row (Henry Ford)


"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

-Samuel Johnson


"The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self."

-Whitney Young

"The promises of this world are for the most part, vain phantoms. To confide in oneself to become something of worth and value is the best and safest course. When you believe in, find, and cultivate the value within you, you will realize that the material things that manifest as a result, are nothing in comparison anyway."

-Michelangelo (~Mow Row)


"If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however, if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that."

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


"Goodness is the only investment that never fails"

-Henry David Thoreau


“Words can never adequately convey the incredible impact of our attitudes toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it."

-Charles Swindoll


"Those with goals tend to succeed because they are focused and know where they are going, while those without goals do not."

-Ted Karam


"Find remedy not fault"

~Mow Row (-Henry Ford)


"Beware of the thoughts you keep, because everything in reality manifests from the mind."

-Justin Palmer


"Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well-lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day."

-Sanskrit proverb


"To the questions of your life, you are the answer; to the problems of your life, you are the solution. Notice the things that are not working and look within for what it is you can fix or improve in yourself. The easy way is to point at something or someone else, but the hard way is to look only within yourself. Only by looking within will the truth come out, then the questions get answers, the problems get solutions."

-unknown (~Raymond Aaron, Mow Row)


"If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough."
- Oprah Winfrey


"Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece."

-Ralph Charell


"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to a person or thing."

-Norman Vincent Peale


“Happiness is not in goodies; it is in goodness.”

-Mow Row


"The tragedy of life is NOT in having a goal that was not reached, it is in having no goal to be reached. The way to avoid the tragey of life is to always make sure that you have goals that you are always striving for."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"If you want to teach someone to do something then the best thing is to be yourself and do it yourself. If a picture is a thousand words, then an action is a million"

-Mow Row


"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. It's good to be early, but it's no good to be mindless"

~Mow Row (-Jon Hammond)


"Be life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for. To live life to the fullest, know your purpose, then live according to the beliefs, values, and loves derived."

-David Starr Jordan (~Mow Row)


"Happiness is an inside state, and material things only bring temporary happiness because they are temporary. Permanent happiness comes from choosing to be permanently happy. When you choose it, then you get it, and attract all the happy things with it. The happy things are the icing on the cake, but the actual cake is happiness."

~Mow Row (-Rhonda Byrne)


"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."

-John D. Rockefeller


“Easy is to judge others, difficult is to see your own flaws. Easier is to protect your feet, harder is to cover the earth with carpet. Focus mostly on yourself, and let others do their part.”

~Mow Row


“Changing the face can change nothing, but facing the change can change everything. Don’t complain about others; change yourself if you want peace”

- unknown


"Our ultimate freedom is the power to decide how anything outside ourselves will affect us. To be free is to be in control, to be stress-free."

~Mow Row (-Stephen R. Covey)


"Energy is so omnipresent that you may not notice it, it is so fundamental that you may not value it. Notice it, value it, and cultivate it, for without it: nothing would exist, nothing would function."

-Mow Row (~Raymond Aaron)


"Chaos creates the fertile floor for the greatest growth. Embrace the hard times for they are the root of the good times."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"Every liability is an asset in hiding. Every hardship, trouble, or loss is a way to improve mentally, spiritually or financially"

(~Raymond Aaron, ~Mow Row) -Mark Victor Hanson


"We still think our childish toys bring us all the happiness there is, and our nursery is the whole world. To be happy then we need to stop thinking like children, we need to grow up."

~Mow Row (-C.S. Lewis)


"The oak-tree cracks in a strong wind, but the willow survives in a strong wind. The ones that survive are flexible, changing with the changes, bending with the tides, flowing with the flow."

~Mow Row (-Bruce Lee)


"Progress, like healing, doesn't come after the first dose of any medicine. The prescription must be followed firmly, bearing in mind that it often takes as long to recover as it did to become ill. But if made consistently and persistently, correct choices can cure."

-Russell M. Nelson M.D. (~Mow Row)

"When wealth is lost nothing is lost, when health is lost something is lost, but when character is lost, all is lost. Identify your values, know your priorities, and distribute your resources accordingly."

-Billy Graham (~Mow Row)


"Once you realize that thought is the cause and life experience is the effect, then you realize that the greatest way to change your life is to change your thinking."

-Marianne Williamson


"Emotional illness is avoiding reality at any cost, and mental health is accepting reality at any cost."

-Scott Peck M.D.


"The more you express gratitude for the things you have, the more things you will have to express gratitude for."

-Zig Ziglar (~Mow Row)


"Living life is a lot like floating on water; if you are tense and rigid then you will sink, but if you are relaxed and flexible then you will float. Be in the now; accept and deal with life as it is just as you surrender to the reality of the water around you, then it will begin to support you."

~Mowrad Rownak


"Strength and patience at such poverty in which you are honourable is better than weakness and disgrace at such wealth in which you are dishonourable"

-Mow Row (~Arman Sabir)


"The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed.  The deed develops into habit.  And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care.  And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings."



"What brings immortality is the bringing of life within another cause or entity, not the bringing of life in itself, for that is what brings mortality. Life within the confines of this world is far less honorable than the life of eternity. By continuing the cycle of life, one becomes mortal, experiencing life and death, but by leaving the cycle of life, one becomes immortal, experiencing neither"

-Mow Row


"Living a double life is exhausting. The easy path is good thoughts, good words, and good deeds. Take the easy path."



"We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world."



"A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes."

-Mohandas Gandhi


"Every problem or difficulty you face contains the seed of an equal or greater advantage or benefit."

-Napoleon Hill


"No man or woman is an island. To exist just for yourself is meaningless. You can achieve the most satisfaction when you feel related to some greater purpose in life, something greater than yourself"

-Dennis Waitley


"...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death."



"Money fades, people fade, religions fade, even health fades, but principles never will."

-Mow Row


"A person with no principle is like match with no match-box, unprotected and dangerous, capable of destroying itself and many others"

-Mow Row


"Love based on non-selfish principles, friendship, and mental agreement is much deeper and everlasting than love based on selfish feelings, risk, and physical compatibility."

-Mow Row


"Set yourself free from the slavery of your emotions, look beyond the never-ending waves of feelings, and save yourself from their overwhelm. Seek long-term happiness, not short-term satisfaction."

-Mow Row


"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water"



"Just as we don't like to see harmful ppl out there, we don't want to be harmful either, especially to ourselves, so chill out, live and let live."
-Mow Row


"I don't want to help those that don't value my help. This is not only the code of yourself, but also of the universe. Appreciate and receive; cherish or perish."

-Mow Row


"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."

- Albert Einstein


"The real fight is inside, that one you must win, the rest is last resort. This you must learn first, if you really are keen on learning self defense though any martial art."

- Mow Row


"The tighter you try and hold on to something that you are afraid of losing, the more you are pushing it away. Those thoughts are filled with fear, and if you continue to persist, what you fear the most will come upon you. Fear nothing - just think about what you want."

-Rhonda Byrne


"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos into order, confusion into clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow."

- Melody Beattie


"A child does not try to know the mother, it simply has faith in her. In the same way, having faith in the Divine is the source of the greatest strength"

-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


"Helping others helps you help more. Not only do you learn in the field of focus, but when you shift focus on goodness you shift focus off selfishness, you better know goodness by experiencing it, and you feel good about it therefore doing it more. Helping is in your blood."

-Mow Row


"Why did it happen? Because it's 10% what (happened), and 90% how (you react)."

~Mow Row


"Things don't go wrong to break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They go wrong to break you down so you can become better and give more."

-Mow Row (~Samuel Johnson)


"Let there be nothing within thee that is not very beautiful and very gentle, and there will be nothing without thee that is not beautiful and softened by the spell of thy presence."

-James Allen (1864-1912, author of As A Man Thinketh)


"You only lose energy when life becomes dull, in your mind. When  you get bored you get tired. Get absolutely enthralled in something; Do something! The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have."

-Norman Vincent Peale (~Mow Row)


"Aging comes not just in time, but in attitude. The passing of time dries up your skin, but the passing of pursuit dries up your energy."

-Mow Row


"Our longings and our worries are both to some degree overblow beacause we have within us the capacity to manufacture the very commodity we are constantly chasing when we choose experience"

-Dan Gilbert (speaking of happiness)


"Nothing tis good nor bad, but thinking doth make it so."

-William Shakespeare (Hamlet)


"The great source of both the misery and disorders of human life, seems to arise from over-rating the difference between one permanent situation and another. Some of those situations may, no doubt, deserve to be preferred to others: but none of them can deserve to be pursued with that passionate ardour which drives us to violate the rules either of prudence or of justice; or to corrupt the future tranquillity of our minds, either by shame from the remembrance of our own folly, or by remorse from the horror of our own injustice."

-Adam Smith (Turgid Truth)


"Only quiet waters mirror things undistorted. In the same way, only quiet minds have adequate perception of the world."

~Mow Row (-Margolis)


"My body is my home, and unless I take care of it, I'll be stuck in a slum, for the rest of my life."

~Mow Row (~Jason Vale)


"Notice what you like, ignore what you don't. If things don't change, change how you see."

~Mow Row (~Archa Negi)

"Don’t look here and there; look within. When you are within, any place becomes beautiful, and you add beauty to whatever place you go." -Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (~Mow Row)

"It takes so much energy to have negative thoughts, negative words, negative deeds, and therefore negative feelings manifested as misery; that is the hard path. It gives so much energy to have positive thoughts, positive words, positive deeds, and therefore positive feelings manifested as joy; that is the easy path. Take the easy path." ~Mow Row (~Rhonda Byrne)


"There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting."



"Do more of what you love, and less of what you don't. When you do what you love, or whatever you do with love, you do so with such joy, creativity, and enthusiasm that you help, uplift, and inspire, not only the people you serve, but the entire world. When you do, the people you serve will do a better job, and the people they serve will therefore do a better job, and so on. They may even tell others about your work, who will tell others, and so on. You never know how far your good (or bad) deed goes. Doing what you love is spiritually, physically, and emotionally a benefit for the entire world."

~Mow Row (~Raymon Aaron)


"Light is meaningful only in relation to darkness, and truth presupposes error. It is these mingled opposites which people our life, which make it pungent, intoxicating. We only exist in terms of this conflict, in the zone where black and white clash."

-Louis Aragon

"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
-Angelina Jolie


"To a martial artist, every action has a less than reaction that goes in the same direction"

-Mow Row (~Arby n The Chief)


"The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You trade in your truth for a tradition. There can't be any large-scale revolution until there's a personal revolution. It's got to happen inside first."

-Jim Morrison (~Mow Row)


"Statues and sculptures are already hidden in stone; all that is needed is to remove the unwanted bits and pieces. In the same way, happiness is already hidden inside of you; all that is needed is to remove the unwanted thoughts and feelings."

-Mow Row


"You are the masterpiece, the greatest sculpture of your life. You are the sculptor of your experience. The chisel that you are using is your thoughts."

~Mowrad Rownak (- JV)

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.”



"Laws control the lesser man. Morals control the greater one."

~Mowrad Rownak (-Chinese Proverb)


“The greatest ingratitude of mankind is not caring for nature, without which there would be no existance, no experience, no expression." 
-Mowrad Rownak


"Truth is that which is changeless; it does not exist. Illusion is that which is changing; it does exist."

-Mowrad Rownak (~Sri Sri Ravishankar)


"It's not important to look in the same eyes everyday, it's important to look in the same direction."

~Mowrad Rownak (-Antoine de Saint-Exupery)


"As you grow, you learn more. If you stayed as ignorant as you were at twenty-two, you'd always be twenty-two. Aging is not just decay, you know. It's growth. It's more than the negative that you're going to die, it's the positive that you understand you're going to die, and that you live a better life because of it."

-Mitch Albom


"Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."

-Nathaniel Hawthorne


“Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”

~Albert Camus


"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."

-Henry Ford


"Everybody wants happiness and nobody wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow without a little bit of rain."
~Mowrad Rownak


“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”

-Friedrich Nietzsche


"I asked for strength, but got difficulties to overcome. I asked for wisdom, but got problems to solve. I asked for prosperity, but got brain and brawn. I asked for courage, but got dangers to overcome. I asked for patience, but got times where I had to wait. I asked for love, but got troubled people to help. At the end, I got everything that I asked for. Instead of saying that I have been forsaken, I say that I have been answered."

~Mowrad Rownak


"The highest blossoming of consciousness is that consciousness which is neither in the past nor in the future, nor in the present, but a consciousness to all three. That is, hindf, foresight, and oversight."

~Mowrad Rownak (-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar)


"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson


"You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day. This is a power you can cultivate. If you want to control things in your life so bad, work on the mind. That's the only thing you should be trying to control."

-Elizabeth Gilbert


"Happiness is not the absence of problems, it is the ability to accept and deal with them"

~Mowrad Rownak (-Steve Maraboli)


"Happiness in not in having the best of everything, but in making the best of it."

~Mowrad Rownak (-unknown)


"When life hands you lemons, sell them. No one ought to complain about free lemons. Make something good out of every bad situation."

~Mowrad Rownak (-Doe Zantamata)


"Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate, or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, or evil can become a source of beauty, joy and strength, if faced with an open mind. Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such."

-Henry Miller


"The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp."

-John Berry


"Vision and value end up with momentum and money. When you have vision based on knowledge of the self and yet an attitude of unity that is higher than yourself, then you have values that lead to continuously elevated levels of energy, and increased wealth based upon minimal expenditure and maximal earning."

-Mowrad Rownak


"It is better to be prepared for nothing than to be unprepared for something"

~Chinese proverb


"Satisfaction is an eternal treasure. If you look to others for fulfillment, you will never truly be fulfilled. If your happiness depends on money, you will never be happy with yourself. Be content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you."

-Lao Tzu (~Mow Row)


"If you want peace then you must prepare for war."



"It is better to sweat now than to bleed later"
~Juan Pablo


"The warrior by definition is a fighter, a man or woman of action, a specialist in meeting and resolving conflict and challenge."
~Warrior 4 Life


"Caring about other people is an asset. Caring about what other people think is a liability."
-Steve Siebold


"The happy things (temporary stuff) are the icing on the cake, but happiness (permanent state) is the cake."
~Mowrad Rownak (~Rhonda Byrne)

"An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it's going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming."


"Deal with the world the way it is, not the way you wish it was."

-John Chambers


"Be in the now. Desire is wanting to be happy tomorrow. Be happy and joyful now."
-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


“So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health.”


"When uncalm and uncentered: the moon irritates you, music nauseates you, and rain disturbs you. When calm and centered, the moon is magical, noise is musical, and rain is liquid love."
~Mowrad Rownak (-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar)


"When you are unhappy and disturbed inside: the moon is frightening, the clouds are worrying, the rain is irritating, and the music is distrubing. When you are happy and centered inside: the moon is beautiful, the clouds are magical, the rain is refreshing, and the noise is musical."

-Mow Row (~Sri Sri Ravi Shankar)


"Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity."
-John F. Kennedy


"The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives. The harder you have to fight for something, the more priceless it will become once you achieve it. And the more pain you have to endure on your journey, the sweeter the arrival at your destination. All good things are worth waiting for and worth fighting for."

- Susan Gale


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." 

- Bernard M. Baruch


"Where there’s no nature there’s no resource, where there’s no resource there’s no wealth, where there’s no wealth there’s no health, where there’s no health there's no fulfillment, where there’s no fulfillment there’s no energy, where there’s no energy there's no life"

-Mowrad Rownak


"No matter how ugly insects may seem, they are part of the cycle of life, and part of the ecosystem and nature itself. As long as they do you no harm, then they should be welcome, and if they do then it is only because you were in their space. Be mindful, protect yourself peacefully (preferably by evasion), and coexist."

-Mowrad Rownak


"It is not a daily increase, but a daily decrease. Hack away at the inessentials."

-Bruce Lee


"All are worthy of respect; there will always be someone better, and there will always be someone worse than you at something. Regardless of one's level, by training they may be better than you. It is not where others are, but where others try to be that is worthy of admiration."
-Mowrad Rownak (~Frank Medrano)


"As you think, you will feel. As your feel, you will see. The world is a reflection of how you feel."
-Mowrad Rownak (~Sri Sri Ravishankar)


“Fear is the mind killer. It robs you of intelligence, its consequential anger leads to suffering, and makes you prey for those who smell your fear just as a canine smells your presence. Lead your feelings, or let them manifest into beastly brain consuming cannibals.”

- Mowrad Rownak


“If worry paralyzes the mind, then fear kills it”

–Mowrad Rownak


"Humans are naturally never satisfied, so aim not for what doesn’t even satisfy you, but for what does, for what you already have, for what you can have for as long as you're alive: yourself."

–Mowrad Rownak


"Teach for yourself, train for your students."
~Claire Higgins


"Creativity is not the finding of a thing, but t he making something out of it after it is found."

-James Russell Lowell


"Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. Be in the moment; enjoy the journey."
~Mowrad Rownak (-Andy Rooney)


"Imagine a movie with no villain. Imagine there is only a hero who is eating, sleeping and generally just hanging around with nothing to do! Would you watch such a movie? Opposite values are complementary. Thorns and petals both exist. You have the choice to pick up either the thorns or the petals."
-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."
-Thich Nhat Hanh


"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed."
-Theodore Roosevelt


"Work for a cause not for applause; live to express not to impress; make your absence felt nor your presence noticed."
~Mowrad Rownak (-unknown)


"In budo, a beginner is one who learns to survive a simulation, an intermediate is one who learns to survive a situation, and an expert is one who learns to protect a population. All learn to be humble, to be simple, to be efficient, to avoid the fight."

-Mowrad Rownak


"Let's see you enjoy someone torturing your pet by imprisoning it, raping it, taking away its young, and feeding its milk to other humans, then ... brutally dragging and slaughtering it as a part of their 4 course delicious (and healthy) lunch, fried to a crisp. All humans have beyond animals in goodness is compassion, and yet do not express it. Such a worthless species (nay, harmful, even to one another) we are, not to mention selfish beyond bounds. Nature will give us freedom, if not from ego then from life; the choice is ours, we make or break."
-Mowrad Rownak


"Attachment leads to distance; detachment leads to closeness. When you are attached, you are afraid and mistrusting, then you are angry and hateful. When you are detached, you are brave and trusting, then you are calm and loving."

- Mowrad Rownak


"Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses."
-Alphonse Karr


"Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."

-Victoria Holt


"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot."

-Michael Altshuler


"F-E-A -R has two meanings: 'Forget Everything And Run' or 'Face Everything And Rise.' The choice is yours."

-Zig Ziglar


"Happiness is a deep sense of flourishing that arises from an exceptional health, an optimal state of being, not a mere pleasurable feeling, a fleeting emotion, or a mood"

~Mowad Rownak (~Matthieu Ricard)


"Your mind is responsible for both your bondage and your freedom. When your mind is awake and you are asleep, that is ignorance, then there are tantrums and restlessness. When the mind is asleep and you are awake, that is meditation, then there is joy and wisdom."

~Mowrad Rownak (~Sri Sri Ravishankar)


"Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose."

-Helen Keller


"Life is like taking photos; focus on the important and capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if the picture doesn't turn out well, just take another shot."

~Mowrad Rownak


"Longing for worldly things makes you inert; longing for infinity fills you with life."

-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


"Don’t be lazy.
The world doesn’t owe you anything; you owe the world something.
So stop daydreaming and start DOING. Develop a backbone, not a wishbone.
Replace laziness with determination. Laziness is being unable to find the time you have. Determination is being able to find the time you don’t have."

- unknown


"You look the best when you wear your smile. There is no beauty like the one that comes from inside you."



"It is one of the strange ironies of this strange life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest people."

-Brutus Hamilton


"Wherever you are, be there. Lifestyle is not something we do; it is something we experience. And until we learn to be there, we will never master the art of living."

-Jim Rohn


"The harder you try to push unwanted thoughts and cravings away the more you will attract them. Let them be and gently move in another direction. Your freedom and peace will come from not fighting!"



"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."

-Lin Yutang


"You cannot be at peace without being free, and you cannot be free without being simple."

~Mowrad Rownak (-Malcolm X)


"Happiness is not what money you make, it is how."
~Mowrad Rownak


"People of the world, I bring you news: dogs, cats and humans, require nutrients. We have moved on from a time when we had to guess what spellbinding and otherworldly properties a food may provide and are able to correlate our nutritional requirements exactly with the culinary matter we shove into our visages.

The more of the correct nutrients things get, the more things will thrive! Amazing but true! A properly balanced vegan diet has all the nutrients that a dog or human need to blossom and develop.

So now, now, people! Quit banging your knives and forks and calm down."



"Happiness is when you want nothing, and you want to give. Where the wanting and desires end, and the sharing begins, happiness is exactly there."

-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


"One source, one destination, & one realization: light, energy, & origin. The rest is flesh on the seed, skin on the flesh, hair on the skin. The more way you see, the more you see the way; the more you see the core, the less you see the surface."

-Mowrad Rownak


"There is nothing that gives you as much coexistance and peace as open-mindedness and respect for others' methods. The best way is the no way."

-Mowrad Rownak


"Our real power is in our will to change and know our own destiny not to change the destiny of others."

~Nasr Amr


"Having no sight is sad, but having no vision is sadder."

~Mowrad Rownak


"Ultimately, the soul will be confronted (by being rewarded) by all the good it has done, and (punished for) all the evil it has done."



"Poverty is not all holy and richness is not all sin. If povery is out of laziness then it is a sin, and if richness is out of greed then it is a sin. The means is the measuring point."

~Mowrad Rownak (-Sri Sri Ravishankar)


"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."

-John D. Rockefeller


There is freedom when you realize that you are just a witness to all that is happening.
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

"Some people not only have no common sense & good concentration, but are completely unrefined, selfish, & apathetic.

I am ashamed to be associated with this race, a parasite race. A race consumed with selfish pleasures, instant gratification, and short term reward, with no regard for meaningful pursuits, virtuous paths, and long term effects.

Sooner or later, I am living with the monks, the martial artists, the yogis, the shamans, the hippies, the environmentalists, the activists, the raw vegans. Only in those manifestations can I find our true nature, and once again, be proud to be called human."

- Mowrad Rownak


"What we do is a measure of who we are. If we imagine our work as labor, we become laborers. If we imagine our work as art, we become artists."

-Jeffrey Patnaude


"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."

-Theodore Rubin


"Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean."

-Ryunosuke Satoro


"The most fortunate are those who have no desires because there is fulfillment before a desire can arise."
-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


“The highest blossoming of consciousness is that consciousness which is neither in the past nor future, nor in the present but a witness to all three.”

-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


"In the pursuit of a long, but fulfilling life: live (physically) like an external martial artist (sound, energetic, & sensitive), but think (spiritually) like an internal martial artist (simple, efficient, & sensible). Yin & yang work together: now, before & after."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Everything is addictive: food is addictive, drugs are addictive, alcohol is addictive, technology is addictive, friends are addictive, exercise is addictive, KNOWLEDGE is addictive.

- Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“There is only one true escape: inside. Inside, you find contentment, you find peace & quiet, you find balance & neutrality, you find an endless present: the present."

- Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Deep rest and dynamic activity are complementary. How can you be dynamically active if you have not given deep rest to your mind and body? Someone who has never slept cannot feel energetic at all."

-Sri Ravishankar


"No mind. Intention leads to tension. Worry, not about end result; worry, about nothing."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship."



“To know is not to know; that is what we try to know.”

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“To think less then know less, to know less then want less”

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“Meditation is universal, be it martial or yogic or in work or in relationships; the idea is the idea.”

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“If you do not know then you do not think, if you do not think then you do not stress, if you do not stress then you enjoy.”

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“Knowledge is poison, thinking is poison, just be, just now.”

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Ninjas were farmers, not hunters. Their only prey were their predators."
-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-Steve Martin


"Meditation sharpens the mind through focus, and expands the mind through relaxation."
- Ravishankar


"I don't run away from a challenge because I am afraid. Instead, I run toward it because the only way to escape fear is to trample it beneath your feet."

-Nadia Comaneci


"To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not."



"I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete'."

- Elayne Boosler


"The art of life is a constant readjustment to our surroundings."

-Kakuzo Okakaura


"The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new sight."

~Mowrad Rownak (-Marcel Proust)


"One who is not amazed by the magnificence of this creation, his eyes are not yet opened. Once they open, then when they close that is meditation."

~Sri Sri


"Who is your teacher? My opponent is. Then, who is your enemy? It is the ego."



"I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers."

-Kahlil Gibran


"Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are excellent schoolmasters, and teach some of us more than we can ever learn from books."

-John Lubbock


"What goes around comes around. If you don't buy from people then people can't buy from you. However, prioritize those who have similar values and passions, for they are more willing and able to help you back."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"A warrior is an individual who is not attached to his life.

A warrior nurtures this realization in his heart for many years until it becomes his deep belief, until it enters his flesh and blood, until the very question of the dualism of life and death secedes by itself.

Such a person becomes free."

- A.R. Basov, Spirit of the Warrior


"Too much positivity creates negativity, it creates meaninglessness. A meaningful life is a balanced life: one of fun and play, but one of foresight and preparation."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"To be a true martial artist, you must be formless, like nature, by respecting and honoring the values that tradition aims to preserve but not be caught up with it and its ways."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“Behind a strong structure lies a solid foundation. If shape & matter is the foundation of anything, then it will soon collapse. All shape & matter is illusion, it is no more than the mere expression of plain & simple energy, one that constantly, conceptually, and contradictingly ebbs and flows.”

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Every storm has a rainbow, and every tunnel has a light. To build you must demolish; to make you must break. To make time for spiritual & physical development then you must break time for ego & demon development, all that which drain your body and spirit."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"To help others then help yourself, self first, self foremost. To finish then start, to give then take, to jump then squat, to soar then crawl, to play then work, to stitch then seperate, to go forward go backward, to go outward go inward, to enjoy then endure, to shine then suffer, to gain then pain, to live simply & efficienty be lazy & greedy, to start, then finish."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust, and hostility to evaporate."

-Albert Schweitzer


"Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. There is something infinitely healing in the repeated refrains of nature - the assurance that dawn comes after night, and spring after winter."

-Rachel Carson


"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."

-William Arthur Ward


"The land on which you stand, is not always bland. Put your mind, into ur hand. Balance yourself, work on yourself."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Train to meditate. Meditate to naturalize. Naturalize to enlighten. Enlighten for the planet. Planet for the galaxy. Galaxy for the universe."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"If you are a taker of happiness you get misery, if you are a giver of happiness you get joy and love."

~Sri Ravishankar


"Prayer depends on the one who prays. It doesn't matter to whom you pray. You are more than enough for a prayer to happen."

-Sri Ravishankar


“It’s OK to be selfish, as long as you don’t forget about your future self. Remember, health is the greatest possession you have, had, and ever will have.”
- Mowrad Rownak


“When the mind transcends the senses, it comes back to its true nature, which is innocence - 'In No sense'”
-Sri Ravishankar


"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
-Ingrid Bergman


"What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality."
- Plutarch


"The purpose of training is not to cause & escape problems, but to minimize & confront them. A good person concentrates on and cultivates values as well as the ability to be focused, centered, and happy in the face of adversity. Training gives the ability not to matter in the face of matter. The key difference between the good and the bad is that the good is ready; that is the highest heaven."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"It is important not to be attached to values & ideas (unbalanced); it is even more important not to be attached to shapes & forms (unnatural). To think of a concept as right is wrong (unbalanced), to think of a way as right is even more wrong (unnatural). < 3  Be natural, be supernatural; be simple, be sample; be three (connected similar representative), be free (united)  3 >"

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Destruction comes from hatred, hatred from fear, fear from attachment, attachment from ego (me my I), ego from desire, ..

Desire comes from illusion of feeling (pain / pleasure..),

That comes from illusion of disconnection (values being separate; dark / bright..),

That escalates to illusion of group representation (group representing values; prejudice),

That escalates to illusion of non representation (values being unseen; shape & way),

Those come from perspective.

To overcome the ego: sharpen your perspective; meditate!"

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


Ego (a mischievous foe of energy, a cunning friend of matter) WANTS you to desire...


So that you divide energy (disconnect values; be non supernatural)...

So that you group energy (connect values to shapes, be prejudiced)...

So that you break energy (disconnect values from shapes; be nonnatural)...


It distorts your vision to create your desire...

It creates money to feed your desire...

It enslaves you to control you...


To be free then be free from desire...

To be free from desire then be free from ego...

To be free from ego then fix your vision...


To fix your vision then practice...

To practice then train by way of thinking...

To change way of thinking then do meditation...”


-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls."

-Pablo Picasso


"Time to EVOLVE! From being
1) a stupid slave: materialistic, complex, desiring, and superficial; consumed by ego
to being
2) a clever human: spiritual, simple, reasonable, and natural; managing ego
to being
3) a free spirit: indifferent, wonderful, enlightened, and supernatural; without ego"

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"If you want peace & inner peace then train hard. If you don't then life will train you harder. To sweat now is harder now but far easier than to bleed later."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"If you err with the superficial then he will err with you, if you err with the natural's principles then he will show teach you a lesson, if you err with principles then the supernatural will gently guide you."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Freedom is synonomous with being good, slavery with being bad. Most people on the planet are slaves, debt and tax slaves, to pay for all the possessions and attachments. The stupid deserve hell and the smart deserve heaven. So be smart J
-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“Pain is infliction by nature to bring balance to perspective, to lessen ego; it is a mere balancing tool. The more you want the more you suffer.”
-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


“Money is a way to see who will be slave and who will be free. Ones who keep wanting more are entitled slaves and should suffer, ones who do not are entitled free and shall not suffer."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"There are two ways to be rich: one is to get all you want, the other is to want all you get."

-Mowrad Rownak


"The conscious & enlightened entity will take the negative and still bring out the positive, taking it as it is. The unconcious & darkness dwelling, in blindness of the truth, will seek to destroy the source of both." ~Mowrad Rownak (-Samar Hayat)


"Before befriending others, you have to be your own best friend. Before correcting others, you have to correct yourself. Before making others happy, you have to make yourself happy. It is not termed as selfish but personal development. Once you balance yourself, only then can you balance the world."

-author unknown


The Descent the Doom:

Stage 1) Descent from energy (the end of supernature)

Seperation of energies (values & ideas) => Misunderstanding of energy => Not knowing the self => Me


Stage 2) Descent to matter (the end of nature)

Attachment of forms to energies => Misunderstanding of matter => Judgement of others => My


Stage 3) Descent to doom (the end)

Seperation of forms from energies => Attachment of forms to Me => Mine


-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"When you are open to all forms (expressions, ways, appearances, backgrounds) then you are open to no form (enlightenment, freedom, bliss, oneness)"

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people."

-Matt Groening


"The delicate balance of mentoring someone is not creating them in your own image, but giving them the opportunity to create themselves."

-Steven Spielberg





“Do you want it fast or do you want it to last?”

~York University chef


"The more tranquil a man becomes, the greater is his success, his influence, his power for good. Calmness of mind is one of the beautiful jewels of wisdom."

-James Allen


"It's not over until you win"

~Mow Row (-Less Brown)


"Everyone who got where one is, began where one was. The best time to start something is years ago, the second best time is now. If you can't begin years ago, then just begin now.”

~Mow Row (-Robert Luis Stevenson)


"Try not to become a person of success, rather try to become a person of value. If you plant goodness and give value, then you will reap goodness and have meaning. Success comes second."

-Albert Einstein (~Mow Row)


"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. You will have more success, not when you stop failing, but when you continue as soon as you fail."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson (~Raymond Aaron)


"The greatest glory is not in always standing, but in getting up every time you fall"

-Mow Row (-Ralph Waldo Emerson)


"Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth ... tame the dragon and the gift is yours."

-Noela Evans


"Honor your difficulties for they are the value behind your success, which is measured not so much by achievement, but by perseverance in the face of all odds"

-Mow Row


"I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed."

-Booker T. Washington


"Be, do, have, not have, do, be. That is, have the mindset, which will make you do what is needed, which will make you have what is wanted."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"Your computer is better than you at chess, but you are better than it at kick-boxing. No matter how good some one (or thing) is at something, you are better at something else. To succeed, notice and value the strengths in yourself and others."

~Mow Row (~Raymond Aaron)


"Nothing can stop the person with the right mental attitude, and nothing can help the person with the wrong mental attitude. The only thing that can stop you is your bad mental attitude, and the only that moves you is your good mental attitude."

~Mow Row (-Thomas Jefferson)


"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."

-Richard Nixon


"What you get by achieving your goal is nowhere near as important as who you have to become to acheive it."

-Zig Ziglar


"You are not finished when you are defeated. You are finished when you quit."

~Mow Row (- Richard M. Nixon)


"A problem well stated is a problem half solved."

-Charles F. Kettering


"People are like stain-glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only when there is light from within. Be healthy and be helpful (in your field), and you yourself will shine"

~Mow Row (-Elizabeth Cooger Ross)


"The best angle from which to tackle a task is the try-angle. You never know everything; nothing is set in stone; everything is ever temporary, ever changable"

-Mow Row (~Raymond Aaron)


"It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves. It is not the goal, but the values that are truly valuable."

~Mow Row (-Edmund Hillary)


"You don't have a purpose, your purpose has you. If you really have it, it has you, it is you, you will always act it,  you will always create it."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think."

-Benjamin Disraeli


"Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning , a struggle, and a victory."



"To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are."

-Muhammad Ali


"You can achieve anything you want in life if you have the courage to dream it, the intelligence to make a realistic plan, and the will to see that plan through to the end."

-Sidney A. Friedman


"Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently."

-Henry Ford


"The simple step of writing down your ideal scene can lead you to discover the unfailing natural laws of manifestation."

-Marc Allen


"It is better to loose than to win dishonestly. Loosing may vex you for a short time, but winning dishonestly brings trouble and remorse for a long time. Build your character and do the right thing even if no one is looking, then you can truly win and recover from any loss."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"Goals give you the power to predict your own future."

-Robert Stuberg


"Wisdom is more important than wealth; learning is more important that winning. Practically every wealthy person has got completely wiped out along the way. To create the wisdom needed to get the wealth, you have to learn the lessons, and unfortunately the best way is to loose everything."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"When I chased after money, I never had enough. When I got my life on purpose and focused on giving of myself and everything that arrived into my life, then I was prosperous."

-Wayne Dyer


“No one will manufacture a lock without a key, similarly, you won’t get problems without solutions.”

~Mow Row


“No one can go back and change a bad beginning, but anyone can start now and create a successful ending”

- unknown


"Anything worth achieving will always hide obstacles, what makes it special is that not everyone is willing to face them, what makes you achieve them is your deep desire, powerful positivity, & firm focus, and what makes you the star of your script is that you will achieve them, despite of all odds"

-Mow Row


"Enjoy today in way that would get you the tomorrow that you want."

~Mow Row (~Anthony Robbins & Raymond Aaron)


"Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers."

-Anthony Robbins


"Don't just stare up the steps, step up the stairs! Thinking is needed, but so is taking action"

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"If you make money your God, you will be plagued for the rest of your life by the devil. Focus on adding value, then they and therefore you too will have lots of money."

~Mow Row (~Raymond Aaron)


"It's easier to go down the hill, but unfortunately, the view is best from the top. It's easy - and perhaps even fun - to be lazy and reactive, but when you finish what you planned and strived to achieve, there is no greater joy in the world."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"Success will come when you are too focused on your vision to look for it. Wealth is not the vision, doing good is, and that is when success comes to you."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win."

-Zig Ziglar


"The secret to success is to turn stumbling blocks (brakes) into stepping stones (fuel); it is to overcome things that held you back. Obstacles are life, the best part of it, once you unlock the benefits stored inside of them."

~Mow Row (~Raymond Aaron)


"Today is the day that it shall be a day, until tomorrow when it shall be a yesterday!"

-Mow Row (~Mani Sumal)


"Know yourself, see your destiny, and plan your path. Otherwise, ignorance is your knowledge, nowhere is your path, and pain is your destiny."

-Mow Row


"Look forward through the wind-shield not through the rear-view. Successful people look to their future, options and possibilities, not at their past, circumstace and background."

~Mow Row (-Raymond Aaron)


"He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through a maze of the most busy life.  But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the change of incidence, chaos will soon reign."
- Victor Hugo (18023-1885)


"The greater the conflict, the greater the triumph. If you easily obtain it, you hardly esteem it"

~Mow Row (-Thomas Paine)


"The credit belongs to the one who is actually in the arena, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no success without error or shortcoming. It is he who spends himself for a worthy cause, who, if he succeeds, knows the triumph of high achievement, and if he fails, knows the true value of high achievement"

~Mow Row (-Teddy Roosevelt)


"Decision and determination are the engineer and fireman of our train to opportunity and success."

-Burt Lawlor


"No sort of action pleases hell so much as the easy path - gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones. What hell wants is you to finally say: "I now see that I spent most of my life in doing neither what I ought nor what I liked."

-C.S. Lewis (~Mow Row)


"What you dwell on is who you become. Be careful what you put your energies on because you are writing your own autobiography every single moment"

-Oprah Winfrey (~Raymond Aaron)


"Champions are not made in the gym, they are made from something deep inside. It is not about what you have or are on the outside, it is what you are and have in the inside. It's not what life brings to you, it's what you bring to life. If you got it inside, you got it outside."

-Mohammad Ali (~Mow Row)


“It is not about what you have or are on the outside, it is what you are and have in the inside. It's not what life brings to you, it's what you bring to life. If you got it inside, you got it outside."

- Mow Row


"Work hard at your job and you can make a living. Work hard on yourself and you can make a fortune."

-Jim Rohn


"The winner's edge is not in a gifted birth, a high IQ, or in talent. The winner's edge is all in the attitude, not aptitude. Attitude is the criterion for success."

-Denis Waitley


"Pessimists see difficulty in every opportunity, and optimists see opportunity in every difficulty. Not only can you appreciate, improve, and change from difficulty, but also reap the benefits of teaching others how to get through it, through income or charity."

-Sir Winston Churchill (~Mow Row, Raymond Aaron)


"Difficulty is an excuse that history never accepts. History records only people who were never stopped by difficulties; it records only those who had difficulties that they had overcome. If you want success, you need to have difficulties, then to overcome them."

-Edward R. Murrow (~Raymond Aaron, Mow Row)


"Strength does not come from winning, it comes from struggles; when you face and beat them, then you grow stronger."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger (~Mow Row)


"The only difference between successful people and unsuccessful people is extraordinary determination."

-Mary Kay Ash


"Your errors are your portals of discovery."

-James Joyce (~Mow Row)


"It's inside to outside. Start with the motivated rather than motivate the unmotivated. Find the motivated not so much the skilled, those can easily have the knowledge that they need. You can never really motivate anyone; it's inside to outside"

-Raymond Aaron (~Mow Row)


"Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with and attended to with diligence."

-Abigail Adams


"Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: NOW."

-Denis Waitley


"You are not what people say; you are what you say. The only thing standing between you and what you want to become is you" ~Shrek 3 (~Mow Row)


"If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to freedom."

-Norman Cousins (~Mow Row)


"You must never feel badly about making mistakes, as long as you take the trouble to learn from them. For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons."

-Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth


"No matter how big your difficulties are, there are thousands of people who have had it worse and made it anyways, so can you. Go for it not inspite of your difficulties, but because of them, for they make you who you are."

-Brian Tracy (~Raymond Aaron, ~Mow Row)


"If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit."

-Bill Clinton


"You don't earn higher income, you earn the right to higher income. Everytime you improve, in principal, energy, composure, physical health, efficiency, or in your field, you earn the right to earn higher. Don't just work harder and overtime trying to get the buck, work on yourself first."

-Raymond Aaron (~Mow Row)


"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning how to dance under it. Life is a series of problems; you're either coming out of one, going into one, or in the middle of one. Learn how to appreciate and get the value out of them so that you may enjoy life while developing yourself."

-Raymond Aaron (~Mow Row)


"The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well."

-H. T. Leslie


"Keep your word. When you are more committed to actually doing what you say, you will see your income enormously rise. People will more likely call upon you for help, give you higher paying work, value you presence & services higher, and they are even more likely to help you for no return!"

-Raymond Aaron (~Mow Row)


“The battle is won or lost in the mind long before it is manifested in the material world.”



“Just begin and the mind grows heated; continue, and the task will be completed!”


"Search for a beautiful heart, not a beautiful face. Beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful."

~Salma Reyes


"If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done."

-Ludwig Wittgenstein


"Unless you change how you are, you will always have what you've got."

-Jim Rohn


"If you are going to win any battle you have to do one thing: make the mind run the body. The body will always give up; it is not tired if the mind is not tired."

-George S. Patton (~Mow Row)


"Don't be afraid if things seem difficult in the beginning. That's only the initial impression. The important thing is not to retreat; you have to master yourself."

-Olga Korbut


"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. Like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle."

-Steve Jobs


"An unwritten want is a wish, a dream, a never-happen. The day you put your goal in writing is the day it becomes a commitment that will change your life. Are you ready?"

-Tom Hopkins


"You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine."

-John C. Maxwell


"Just one mental shift - focusing on the abundance of your environment - switches your psychological settings so that your life automatically improves in many areas you may think are unrelated. This is essentially a leap from fear to faith."

-Martha Beck


"A tough life makes a good living"

~Mow Row (~Varsha Negi)


"When life is tough, living is easy"

~Varsha Negi


"What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has an obstacle, and every obstacle has an opportunity."

~J. Sidlow Baxter (~Mow Row)


“Things turn out the best for the ones that make the best out of the way things turn out!”
-Art Link Letter


"We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be weaving, and we all have the power to make wishes come true, as long as we keep believing."

-Louisa May Alcott


"Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think."

-Benjamin Disraeli


"Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible."

-Tony Robbins


"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him."

-Sidney Greenberg


"The easy way to get what you want is to hang with people who have it."

~Raymond Aaron


"Success is not measured by what you accomplish but by the opposition you encounter and the courage with which you maintain the struggle over overwhelming odds. Cherish the trials and difficulties, those are the things that make your success valuable."

-Orison Martin (~Raymond Aaron)


"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials."

~Chinese proverb


"When money is lost, you can get it back. When time is lost, you can never get it back. Time is your enemy, when you waste it."

-Mow Row (~Zig Ziglar)


“A goal properly set is half way reached. If you want a far greater chance to achieve your goal, just write it down.”

-Abhraham Lincoln (~Raymond Aaron)


"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work."



"Pleasure breeds perfection. If you love what you do, you'll be noticed, hired, and rewarded for it."

-Mow Row


"Follow your dreams, to the ends of the earth, and into the heavens!"

~Mow Row (-Michael Knapp)


"Nothing arrives from heaven until something departs from Earth. You need to put something up for something to come down. Intend, plan, and work at it first."

~Mow Row (~Raymond Aaron)


“Loosing is not in falling, but in staying down. Get yourself up, dust your self off, and fail again. To quit is to loose, to fail is to win.”

-Mow Row


"Our ATTITUDE determines our APTITUDE that governs our ALTITUDE"

~Ranjan De Silva


“Good attitude creates great altitude”

-Mow Row


 “A boxer is like a lion, the greatest king of the ring. But you throw him in the shark tank and he’s just another meal. Adaptability is key; any one will lose where he is uncomfortable."

~Mow Row


"Judge yourself by what you are capable of doing, let others judge you by what you already have done. Look inside of you for skill, knowledge and spirit, and let not yourself be limited by what you have done or what others think. Your greatest accomplishments are ahead of you."

~Raymond Aaron, Mow Row (-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)


"Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't, you're right! The law of attraction is the power of belief, intention, and will that creates the energy, focus, and intelligence you need to get where you want, no matter what."

-Henry Ford (~Raymond, Aaron, Mow Row)


"Do more of what you love, and less of what you don't. When you do what you love, or whatever you do with love, you do so with such joy, creativity, and enthusiasm that you help, uplift, and inspire, not only the people you serve, but the entire world. When you do, the people you serve will do a better job, and the people they serve will therefore do a better job, and so on. They may even tell others about your work, who will tell others, and so on. You never know how far your good (or bad) deed goes. Doing what you love is spiritually, physically, and emotionally a benefit for the entire world."

~Mow Row (~Raymon Aaron)


"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible."



"For change, willpower does not work because it gets depleted over time. What works is situation because when you have the situation that supports the change, then it is effortless. Choose the situation or company that supports the change you want, and things will change to the way you want."

~Mow Row (~Raymon Aaron)


"It took 19 business failures before Ford succeeded, 302 bank attempts before Walt Disney got a fund to build Disney Land, 1009 attempts before Colonel Sanders’s chicken recipe was used to creat KFC. 134 publisher attempts before Chicken Soup for the Soul was accepted and turned into an all-time bestseller, 10,000 tries before Edison was successful at inventing the light bulb. Vincent Van Gogh sold only one painting for a very small amount of money, but today, more than 800 of his known works bring in hundreds of millions. Mozart died with little to his name, but today, his over 600 pieces of music are considered some of the best ever created. If you want to turn your passion into a worldwide sensation, never give up ."

 ~Mow Row (~pickthebrain.com)


"Flat ground never makes good drivers, clear skys never make good pilots, and smooth seas never make good sailors."

~Mow Row


"Remember, success is not measured by heights attained but by obstacles overcome. We're going to pass through many obstacles in our lives: good days, bad days. But the successful person will overcome those obstacles and constantly move forward."

-Bruce Jenner


“Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.”

~Stan Smith


“Real success is success with the self. It’s not in having things, but in having mastery, over the self.”

~Mowrad Rownak


"Have not only the will and the knowledge, but the faith too. Will provides the direction, knowledge provides the means, but faith paves the path. Will and knowledge tell you what and how, but confidence tells you when. When you want and know how it can be done, you might get it done, but when you believe it can be done, the mind will find the way."

-Mowrad Rownak


“A strong passion for any object will ensure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.”

~William Hazlitt


"Don't fear failure. Not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts it is even glorious to fail"

-Bruce Lee


“If you are working on something exciting that you really care about, you don't have to be pushed. The vision pulls you.”
~Steve Jobs


"I believe that you're great, that there's something magnificent about you. Regardless of what has happened to you in your life, regardless of how young or how old you think you might be, the moment you begin to think properly, there's something that is within you, there's power within you, that's greater than the world. It will begin to emerge. It will take over your life. It will feed you. It will clothe you. It will guide you, protect you, direct you, sustain your very existence, if you let it. Now, that is what I know for sure."

-Michael Beckwith


"No one rises above who he or she has been without first having fallen down. The best time -- in fact, the only time -- to make a real change in your life is in the moment okf seeing the need for it. He who hesitates always gets lost in the hundred reasons why tomorrow is a better day to get started."

-Guy Finley


"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."

 -Jimmy Dean


"The difference between what you were yesterday and what you will be tomorrow is what you do today."

-Stephen Pierce

"Keeping the mind happy makes work effortless. This is the skill for productivity."
- Sri Sri Ravi Shankar


"Success is not something you pursue. Success is something you attract by the person you become."
-Jim Rohn


"Happiness will come to you when it comes from you. Success will be yours when you choose to take responsibility for making it so"

~Simon Yeo


"Never go to sleep without a request to your subconscious."

-Thomas Edison


"You are the center of divine operation in your life, and your partner is the Universe. No one can get in the way of your creation."

-Rhonda Byrne


"No thought stands still. A thought either takes you towards where you wish to go or away from it. So all you need to do if you wish to become successful is spend some time inside your mind weeding out or de-bugging your mind of all the thoughts which do not help get you where you want to go."

-Andy Shaw


"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."

-Robert Louis Stevenson


"These are the times that try men's souls...the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.  What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: 'tis dearness only that gives everything its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods.  It would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom should not be highly rated."

-Thomas Paine


"People are better off if they get their minds off the final outcome and onto a ritual. Concentrate on the routines. Winning can make us fall into the trap of overlooking mistakes. Just worry about getting better each day. Excellent performance is the result of excellent practice."


"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak."

-Thomas Carlyle


"The major factor in whether people achieve expertise is not some fixed prior ability, but purposeful engagement. They chart their your own course rather than just respond to the world around them."

~Robert Sternberg


"In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins; not through strength, but through persistence."


"The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts."

-Booker T. Washington


"If you blame someone else for your problems then the control to change those problems forever remains in their hands.

If you take responsibility for your problems, then the opportunity for change is in your hands."

-Michael Bloxton


"Mistakes are the best teachers. One does not learn from success. It is desirable to learn vicariously from other people's failures, but it gets much more firmly seared in when they are your own."

-Mohnish Pabrai


"You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down."

-Mary Pickford


"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."

- Confucius


"Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn."
-Ben Franklin


"One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was from a horse master. He told me to go slow to go fast. I think that applies to everything in life. We live as though there aren't enough hours in the day but if we do each thing calmly and carefully we will get it done quicker and with much less stress."
- Viggo Mortensen


"Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't turn out - take another shot."
-Author Unknown


"Start learning from zero, and there is no end to the number of techniques that will emerge."

-Masaaki Hatsumi


"Engage in battle being absolutely sure in victory – and you will go through dangers unwounded.

Have a firm readiness to die and you will stay alive. If you try to survive in battle, you will definitely be killed."

-A. R. Basov (Spirit of the Warrior)


"You only lose if you stop. So get up, draw your sword and try again."



"To think without learning is bad, but to learn without thinking is catastrophic."

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"If you're not fired up by failure, then you're... FIRED!!!"

-Mowrad Rownak Flowrendo


"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

-Michael Jordan


“FAIL: First Attempt In Learning”


"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?" 
-John Wooden


"You either get bitter or you get better. It's that simple. You either take what has been dealt to you and allow it to make you a better person, or you allow it to tear you down. The choice does not belong to fate, it belongs to you."

-Josh Shipp


"If there was something you wanted but did not get, the Universe is telling you that it was not good enough and did not match your dream. It is also telling you that it has something BETTER and more worthy of you."

~Rhonda Byrne


"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do."

-Bob Dylan


"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe."

-Anatole France


"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."

-Calvin Coolidge


"The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that we can grow is if we change. The only way that we can change is if we learn. The only way we can learn is if we are exposed. And the only way that we can become exposed is if we throw ourselves out into the open. Do it. Throw yourself."

-C. JoyBell C.







"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"


"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat, though"


"A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?"


"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy"


"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error."


"BE ALERT!!!!  (The world needs more lerts ...)"


"Black holes suck!"


“Hmm… I wonder why they didn’t put me down as an attraction”

~Kaly Jackson


“You’re going to pay for… not paying?”

-Mow Row


“If I am away, and you want to contact me urgently then ask me how later”

-Mow Row


“I plead guilty …... of innocence! –Mow Row


"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."


"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense"


"I can resist anything but temptation"


"AAAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse and Ambiguity"


"BACHELOR: A man who never makes the same mistake once."


"Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead"


"Drive defensively.  Buy a tank."


"Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal."


"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."


"Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it!"


"Gravity is a Myth.  The Earth Sucks!"


"Nobody's a nobody?"

-Mow Row


"It's wise to be wise"

-Mow Row


"I had grown tired, tired of the hooligans and the shenanigans, come to think of it, I had even grown tired of the Flannigans"



"I feel the need for speed, or lack thereof"

-Mow Row


"Is there no mute button on this woman?"



"Oh cookie, me love you from me bottom of me stomach"

-Cookie Monster


"If you can't join em, beat em!"



"Oh no,  it’s the Lag Monster, the cyber sand storm of slowness!"

-Mow Row


"I'm only a million dollars away from being a millionaire!"



"Keep in E-Touch!"

-Mow Row


"Vak's a suka"

-Mow Row


"Wait I gotto go"



"If time is money, does that mean that a dollar is 60 cents and a minute is a 100 seconds?"

-Mow Row


"Sorry Mow Row is a little high on slow right now”

-Mow Row


“Here comes the lag monster, don’t move!

………… Wait a minute, MOVE damit MOVE!”

 -Mow Row


“Now that bullshit is true!”

–Mow Row.


“Here’s my list of celebs todo”



“Oh it’s OK I wouldn’t haVe remembered me either”

-Kevin Spacey (American Beauty)


”Gun control is the ability to fire accurately”

-JP3 (chatroom in SpaceChat)


“At this point.. no intimate feeling kan fool me ... I'm too slow to be!”

-Mow Row


“I can’t fast… I’m too slow :( ”



"Be careful, for swimming with crocodiles may give you muscle strains"

-Mow Row


“If you die on me, I swear I’ll kill you!”



“Psychoceramics, the study of crackpots”



“I wish I could, but I don’t want to”

-Friends (Phoebe)


“You look like you got hit by a big truck!“



“Typoies… or speeling errores?”

~Mow Row (~Hemlock)


“Smash head against keyboard to continue”


“If a veggetarian eats veggie then what do humanatarians eat?”

 ~Kaly Jackson


“Just the 4 of us hanging out @ the PC being anti-social” –Lui


“Do I look fat in this font?”

-Doug Fields


“Marriage is the cause of unprotected sex, stupid kid’s fault I’m getting married!”

-Chris Gonda


“Everything’s fine eXcept for this overwhelming urge to sleep with this book!”

-Mow Row


“I .. out of words”

-Mow Row


“I’m not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally”



“I wish I don’t have to wish!”

 –Mow Row


“I’m not good at it, mainly because of my desire to destroy it!”



“How are ya, where are ya … WHAT are ya!”

-Mow Row


“Hold on everyone and stop what you’re doing… I have to say something!!!

……….. something”

-Mow Row


“My home keys seem to have abandoned their home!”

-Mow Row


“Wake up! Time to go to bed!“



“Hmm… dictionary… let me look that up”

-Mow Row


 “I wouldn’t recognize your weird face!”

~Mow Row


“PS: I liVe in a rather spacious apartment so you can bring a friend or 2 if you wish

PS2: Game-Consoles welcome

PS3: Suggestions and inquiries welcome also

PS4: Please goto PS1

PS5: How the heck did you get here?! “

-Mow Row


“364 days to your next B-Day, better start planning!”



“It’s redundant! It’s redundant!”

–R.E Dundant


"The doctor said I have multiple personalities, bu we don't agree with that"



"An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."


“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you’re boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful”



"Please, lower your voice; this is NOT the library!"

 -Jennifer Hanson


“To be mobile is to be free, to be free is to go onwards, to go onwards is to head upwards, to head upwards is to be burned by the fiery heat of the sun!!”

-Mow Row


“To be mean, or not to be mean, what is the meaning?”

~Mow Row


"It was a misprounounciation mistake!"

-Mow Row


“Aaah! Look too cute, must build muscle!

-Mow Row


"This group is all about relieving all the stresses of everyday life that haunt us like love, daily life and funny things"

-Paige (Hi5)


"Self-desctruction can be bad for your well-being; don't do it!"



“You don't own it! It's yours!"

-Pimp My Ride 


"I was beaten by a computer at chess, so in the return match, I chose kick-boxing."



"My dog eats 1.5 kg a day, but some days he didn't eat at all, especially when he fell in love with some bitch"



"Today is the day that the day becomes a day!!!"

-Mow Row


"Today is the day that it shall be today, until tomorrow when it shall be yesterday!"

-Mani Sumal (~Mow Row)


"Knowledge is power, and power is fun!!! :D"

- Mow Row


"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"

-Varsha Negi


"If there's smoke, and you open the door, then I'll SHOOT you, unless its a real fire; its smoke won't let me see"

-Georg Herbrand


"Protect your health, with your life!

-Mow Row


> Son: "I know this will be my last disease"

> Father: "Hopefully :)"

> Son: "No I meant before I die :/"

> Father: "Oh :|"

-Mow Row


"We never went left nor right since we left, right?"

-Mow Row


"I am proudly shameful"

~Mow Row (~Mariam)


"You know I’m not so good at expressing myself verbally. I tend to strangle you when in fact I just wanted to express my sincerest thanks for all the help."

-Luis Joel Palamiano


"That sound tastes good"

-Mow Row


"Of course we're in good terms; I hate him and he hates me!"

-Mow Row


"I support the motto "make love not babies" though without the "make love" part"

-Mow Row


"The only time I will get in an accident is if the rear of the car in front of me runs into me"

~Samer Choucair


"My new year's resolution is to have a better new year's resolution"

-Mow Row


"I can't be your groom, but I can be your best man"

~Ryan Holman


"> Have you went to school?
>> Have YOU?"


"Don't 'don't think negative'"

-Mow Row


"Don't don't 'don't think negative'; don't don't think negative"

-Mow Row


"I heard in those places, they kill you, and then they eat you, ALIVE"

~The Chief (Arby 'n' The Chief)


"I love everybody. Some I love around, some I love avoiding, and some I love slapping in the face!"

-Mow Row


"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're done :/"

~Samantha Baker (~Mow Row)


"There are 3 types of ppl in this world: those who can count...and those who can't"



“Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't.”
~Mr E


"I'll be right back, right after I kill myself k." ~Arby n The Chief


"Your sobriety is clouding your judgement. What you need is another beer." ~Arby n The Chief


"Pop stands for poop, Rap stands for crap, and Rock stands for Rock and Roll, cause when they light it, you're on FIRE! So better learn some Ninjutsu 8p" -Mow Row


- Row: “what happened to all your friends?”

- Ali: *smoking & laid back* “they got cancelled (due to street noise, sounded like: "they got cancer")”

- Row: “errr.. was that from smoking too?”

- Ali: “wha? What was your question?”

- Row: “I said, what happened to your FRIENDS!”

- Ali: “Ohhh, I thought you were asking about my FLIGHTS, they got CANCELLED!”

- Row: “Ohhh, I thought you said they got CANCER! LOL!!!”

- Ali: “LOL!!! Yeh that's possible.” *continues smoking*


> customer: "Can I try it out?"

>> Geant sales: "Sure you can, but only after you buy it :)”


"Smile and the world will smile with you, fart and you stand alone."

~Samantha Baker


"Every action has a less than or greater reaction that goes in the same motha****** direction!"

~Arby n The Chief


"We will take you from A to Zero. We will take you from Zero to Nothing."




"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."


"Hey kool spider hanging loose!"

-Mow Row


"Feeling a little down in the dumps?


-Mow Row


“The 1st 2nd I got there, I was 3rd”

-Mow Row


“Temper’s the one thing you can’t get rid of by loosing it”

~Anger Management (movie)


“ If that was a love bite then you must love me a lot! ”

~SNL (Christopher Walker)


"If you take an oriental person and spin him around, do they become disoriented?"

~Chris Cowette


“More trees, less Bushes”

~Ahmed Wais


“Stomachs, a growl of applause please”

~chocolate ad


“Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you”



“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?”

~Hetal Vikiani


“I do it for the pun of it”



“Hey I warned you! So don't come running to me if you DIE!!!"



"Take no thought for the morrow, instead, take thought for the mowrow!

-Mow Row (~Matt 6:34)


"Frogs have it easy; they just eat whatever bugs them"

~Mow Row (~Christina Halkiopoulos)


"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts." ~Confucius


"If you drop your watch down the toilet, are you bound to have shitty time?"

~Samantha Baker


"To become great fisherman, one must master bait"



"Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook :/"

~Samatha Baker (~Mow Row)



"Backup not found. [A]bort, [R]etry, [P]anic..."


"Become a programmer and never see the world!!!"


"Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego"


"BREAKFST.COM halted . . . cereal port not responding!"


"Disc space -- the final frontier!"


"Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows."




"File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)"


"Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked."


"ERROR! Keyboard not attached, press F1 to continue"

~ Centaur


“4 4 1 = 4 4 I”

–Mow Row


"What for you want outlet? For wireless? Sorry but our wireless not work with wire" -Chandelier staff

-Mow Row



"Boss spelled backwards is 'double-S.O.B' "


"I pity the foo that don't save a buck or 2!"

-MR.T (phone card ad)


" Yam: there's no accounting in consumer taste!

 MoWrOw: there is when you count the number of patients that come thereafter!"

- Yam & MoWrOw


“Since all’s well that ends well, select from an assortment of delectable pastries, chocolates, cakes, and ice-cream for dessert.”



“To buy, or not to buy, that is not the question. The question is how many?”

 -GoNabit (about Shakespear & Co.)




“A sphincter says what.”

-Wayne’s World



"Delirious daily dessert to my dark and dreary desert"

-Mow Row


"May The Force be with you"

-Star Wars


"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."


"The PM(Prime Minister) runs the MP(Members of Parliament)"

-Mow Row


"Screw you guys I'm going home"

-Eric Cartman


"You guys are just jealous cause I'm hella cool!"

-Eric Cartman


"I appreciate appreciation"

-Mow Row


"I hate to hate"

-Mow Row


"I reject rejection"

-Mow Row


"Sort the assorted


"Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"

-The Borg


"Adorn with what you adore"

Mow Row


"I feel the need for a feed"

-Mow Rowolf


"You samaritan smartass!"

-Mow Row


"The virtual vulture shall devour thee"

-Mow Row


"Dood's damn cleverly creative"

-Mow Row


"My way or the Mow Roway"

-Mow Row


"Mow Roway or the noWay"

-Mow Row


"Pourquoi diable non?!" (French: why the hell not)



"Kvetch you moronic minion!"

-Mow Row


"Mow Row RoX!"



"It will be up soon so stay toon!"

-Mow Row


"I shall slay thy slack"

-Mow Rowolf


"Don't worry about me worrying about it"

-Mow Row


"Mayhem? Mayhim. (Mayhim = Arabic for not important)

-Mow Row



“Me thinketh that stinketh”

-Alf (phone card ad)


“This little egg shaped YeppiggY lying down waiting to feed off some poor hapless AAAs.”

–Mow Row


“Mow Row don’t Mow Row that way!”

-Mow Row


“Bender don’t bend that way!”

-Bender (Futurama)


“So often you won’t even notice it”

-Elwood Blues from The Blues Brothers


"Jingle wingle click clack crack got my wack back back!"

 -Mow Row.


 “Prioritize, marshal your strength”

-Devil’s Advocate: Milton.


“Gotto keep on… keepin’ on.”

–Mow Row


“Gotto haVe some Mow Row-shin”

-Mow Row


“Thou hast got to be kidding me!”

-X-Men : Raza.


May your ass be with you … all the time”

-Mow Row


“Ziggy wiggy boo yaa niggy”

-Mow Row


“I don’t do the ‘W’ word!” (W-word meaning ‘work’)



“I might however find somebody ‘notably’ good at note-taking later on in the course of the course of course”

-Mow Row


“I’m a microelectromechanically composed being of digital structure”

-Mow Row


"I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds"



"I can go from thin to fat in 2.5 seconds flat!"

-Mow Row


"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made out of stone"

-Jim Carrey in MeMyself&Irene


"Working hard or hardly working?"



“Roolz rool ! “

-Mow Row


“It’s in the game” –EA sports


“Garlic eXorcizes the gingerbread daemon”

-Mow Row


“Welcome to The abode of the sinister Mekill”

-Mow Row


“Being in a hood with snow requires Tai Bow or Taikwandow”

-Mow Row


“I 4 1 & 1 4 I”

-Mow Row


“Finders keepers, loosers weepers”


“I’m a guy, not yet a man”

-Mow Row


“I object your overuling of my objection!”


“I’m in a rambling mood and the mood under that that inspires the rambling is roaming so tones may change”



“I don’t know, I didn’t get a manual with him”



“Can’t you read the words that are coming out of my fingers?!”

-Mow Row (~Rush Hour)


“That’s more than your recommended daily serving of cheese”

~Ed The Sock


“I am he, as you are he, as you are me, as we are all together”



“It’s lewl you mewl”

-Yamin Atrash


“The head of a mule is the apex of unmeployement”

-Mow Row


“Burn rubber, not your soul”



"I'm too bizeh, got too much shizeh, so I'm in the hizzeh!"

-Mow Row


"W to da Urd"

~Jonathon Swayze


“Were you exposed to excessive levels of radiation?”

-Mow Row


"Paid, laid, and made! ~WWE


“Well hot stuff needs to chill sometimes too”

-Mow Row


“Don’t be sad on my own account, you will hold me in too much debt”

-Mow Row


“All your base are belong to us!”



"My name is Mow Row, and I'm a poet, but you don't know it, yow"

-Mow Row




“It’s everything for everyone, and nothing for no one. Something every one should have and no one not have”

~mirc.com (of BLuE Irc 2.5)


"LJ, the station where your life becomes komplitely digitalized!"

-Mow Row


"I pity the foo that don't save a buck or 2!"

-MR.T (phone card ad)


“Splinter Cell, suffice it to say, will blow you away.”

–Tom Ham


Taunts & Insults


"Won in what? Loosing?"

-Mow Row


"Ur ass is MINE! "

 "Keep on poopin' !"

-Mow Row


“Do you talk out of your butt because everything you say is complete and utter poop!”

-Mow Row


“Those are not tears! We are vomittin from our eyes!”

~The Simpsons (aliens)


>Good bye! >>Good riddance!

~Mow Row (~Captus Inc.)


“I’m going to pound you so hard that Amnesty International will campaign against it! “

~Kaly Jackson


"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."


"Women are a dime a dozen"


“Take care ya air”



“Got crap to see and people to do so see ya!”


“Not that I give a rat’s ass but you look like a rat’s ass”


“You’re all nothing but a twisted row of columns!”

-Mow Row


“I’m just warming up my hands to give you a spanking…”



“Don’t foget to back up your mind on a floppy disk!”

-Mow Row


“Yo mama’s so fat, she’d make a great trampoline”

-Mow Row


“Fax is for fags, E-mail however is for hetero male and female”

-Mow Row


"One can't be pretty and smart at the same time, and you're really very pretty!!!"

-Mow Row


"Pregnancy is wonderful because you are bringing a baby into existance, unless it turns out to be anything like you, then that would be disastrous!" -Mow Row


"I value your worthless opinion" -Mow Row


“I value your opinion, which happens to be worthless" -Mow Row


"Warning, I have restless leg syndrome, and may not be able to stop myself from kicking your ass!!!" –unknown


When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, and when tears start flowing from your eyes, just let me know... cause I will be there for you... SELLING TISSUES!!! BUY 3 GET 1 FREE!!! ~Mow Row (~Muthu Raman)




"Bet my floppy's bigger than yours."


"Elevators smell different to midgets"


"There's nothing wrong with a little bit of mastery to ease of some ammateurity"

-Mow Row


"She’s so hot, she'd give a dog a bone!".

-Wayne in Wayne’s World


“You buried yourself a hole –that is your ass – and you fell into it !”

-Mow Row


“Bullshit makes flowers grow, and that is beautiful”


“aimez-vous etre ma chienne?”

 –Kaly Jackson


“I pressed the Control key but I’m not getting any”

 ~Kaly Jackson


“Happy V.D.”



“My first porn was sex in the wilderness and shite. I kept wondering if bugs will crawls up their butts and stuph”

-Mow Row


“I’m cooking a burrito in my pants right now”



“Twat did you say? I cunt finger twat you’re spraying … I have an ear infucktion” ~Elena


“Put the meat rocket in the meat socket”

~junk mail


“Words that come out of the mouth without application, actually came our of the rear-end without sanitation”

–Mow Row


“Savage tits beleaguer critical organs 5 times as much as rage does”

-Mow Row


"How do you make make 1kg of fat look good? Put a nipple on it"

~ Abdul Elah




"Beware the horrifying meanness, madness, indecency and EVIL of Mow Rowolf"

-Mow Row


"The worst vice is advice".

 -Devil's Advocate: Milton.


“Goodbye, for tomorrow I may die”

-Mow Row


“Her blade is her eye, her blood … her tears”

~Kaly Jackson


"Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains"

-Rousseau (deliverd by Samer Choucair)




“If you were a burger @ McDonald’s, I’d call you McBeautiful”



“Hi, nice to please you”

~Daft Planet


“Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running on my mind all day”






“I pressed the Control key but I’m not getting any”

~Kaly Jackson


“I’m at my huggliest when I’m sleepy”

-Kaly Jackson


“"its raining here since morning... and i am sitting @ home since morning... i am sitting here on the Chair since morning and i am sitting here because its raining sinCE morning... since morning i was thinking that why is it thinking and since i am thinking... it's been raining since MOrning(((((((( the since FACTOR00000000000000000000)))))) he he he"

Varsha Negi


“If you sprinkle while you trinkle, then be a sweetee and wipe the seatee"

-Hill International toilet


"Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook :/"

~Samatha Baker (~Mow Row)


"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're done :/"

~Samantha Baker (~Mow Row)




“To forget you I will never do, to forget me is up to you”





“Norton becomes a gay schizophrenic when drinking a daiquiri with a monkey”

-Mow Row


“I’m in love with the girl that I hate”

-Chris Gonda



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